Penis cookies

These naughty vanilla cut out penis cookies with milk and white chocolate and chocolate sprinkles are AMAZING! Perfect for a cheeky gift.

What do you do when your good friend is complaining that she has not had sex for a looooong time? Well, there are two things you should do. First one, suggest her to go out more often. Join a golf club or a church and try to meet people in person rather than via overhyped dating apps. Second you make her these delicious penis cookies. So at least she can have a little bit of joy in her mouth.

How to make cut out penis cookies

This recipe is effortless, you only need to mix all the ingredients in a medium bowl and let the cookie dough to chill. This step helps to hydrate the flour. I would suggest flatten the cookie dough and wrap it in a cling film. This will help cookie dough to come to room temperature quicker.

When you are ready to bake, prepare 2 large baking tins lined with baking paper. Roll the cookie dough and cut out cookies. Place cookie dough on the baking trays and bake for about 10 minutes until golden on edges.

These cookies will not spread so you do not need to leave a lot of space in between.

How to decorate cut out penis cookies?

Obviously I went for a naughty and inappropriate look. Dipped the tops in white chocolate and bottoms in milk. Added some chocolate sprinkles and these cookies turned out so good. I know many people will be disgusted by the look of these cookies. Well, I have one message for you. GET A LIFE! For all my readers who have some sense of humour, I hope you will enjoy making these cheeky treats.

Where to serve penis cookies?

These cookies are great to serve for Valentine’s day, Bachelorette party, a Hen do or a divorce party. Or as I wrote above, they make a great saucy gift 🙂

If you are looking for more cut out cookie recipes, I can recommend you the following:

Amoniaczki – Polish ammonia cookies

Walnut cookies with Irish cream chocolate ganache

Pumpkin cut out cookies

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Recipe source – adapted from my Mom’s recipe notebook.

Enjoy!

Penis cookies

Vanilla cut pout penis cookies with milk and white chocolate and chocolate sprinkles.

Author: Anna K Cooking Method: Baking Cuisine: American Courses: Dessert, Snack Recipe Keys: Easy Freezer friendly Vegetarian

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Prep Time 15 mins Cook Time 12 mins Rest Time 60 mins Total Time 1 hr 27 mins Difficulty: Beginner Servings: 42 Best Season: Suitable throughout the year

Ingredients

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• 300 g AP flour
• 150 g butter (unsalted, cold, cut into small cubes, you can also use salted butter, just omit salt)
• 70 g powdered sugar (sifted)
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 egg (large)
• 1 tsp baking powder (flat)
• ¹⁄₄ tsp salt (table)
• 100 g white chocolate (melted)
• 130 g milk chocolate (melted)
• chocolate sprinkles

Instructions

1. Ina medium bowl mix flour, sugar, baking powder, egg, salt and butter. Combine together until you get a unified dough.

2. Take baking sheet, spread cling film, place dough on top of the cling film. Flatten the dough and wrap in cling film. 

3. Chill the dough for at least 1 hour.

4. Prepare 2 baking sheets, line them with baking paper and place aside.

5. Preheat the oven to 170C Fan.

6. When dough is ready, sprinkle some flour on the working area and leave the dough for 5 minutes to warm up.

7. Next, roll the dough 0.7 cm thick and cut out cookies.

8. Place cookies on baking sheets.

9. Bake cookies for 10-12 minutes until slightly golden on the edges.

10. Let the cookies cool on baking sheets and transfer them on a cooling rack to cool completely.

11. When cookies are cold, dip the tips of the cookies in white chocolate. Let the white chocolate set for 30 min.

12. Dip the bottom of the cookies in milk chocolate or spread the chocolate by using a spoon.

13. Top with sprinkles and let the chocolate set.

14. Store cookies in the fridge for up to a week. You can also freeze cookies for up to 3 months.

Keywords: cookies, bachelorette party, hen do, Valentine's day

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